If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap Sock Yarn

If It’s Not Scottish, It’s Crap is a rich blend of deep sea blues and mossy greens, channeling the rugged beauty of the Scottish Highlands. Bold and unapologetic, this colorway commands attention with its earthy tones and vibrant depth. Inspired by the unforgettable Mike Meyers sketch, it’s a nod to all things strong, proud, and unapologetically awesome. Perfect for projects that make a statement—because anything less? Well, it’s crap!

75% Superwash Merino, 25% Nylon
4ply yarn
463 yds/100g skein

Softness Rating: 3
This is the workhorse yarn. It can be used for baby items, socks, shawls, you name it. It's soft enough to envelope your feet in knitting socks, but strong enough to walk around your house without shoes on. Also, it's machine washable, so no fears of shrinking your work.